she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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