I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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