is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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