there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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