How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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