Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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