So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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