why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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