Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
ttyl tear gas
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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