Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I wish I could punch you in the face.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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