Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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