Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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