And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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