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What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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