shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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