I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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