alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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