This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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