everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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