we're blogging at a bar
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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