Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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