I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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