what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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