We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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