I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I want a musical about memes.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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