Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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