I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Randomize
