This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
she peed on how many people?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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