there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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