Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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