how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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