god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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