peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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