but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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