i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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