just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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