I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
