just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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