what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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