so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
we're so committed to being not committed
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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