My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Randomize
