We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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