Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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