doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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