The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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