thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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