I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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