Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
ok first of all what the fuck
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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