dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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