I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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