There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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