At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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