I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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