woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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