Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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